We were here

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

you join a discord video call at the request of your long time mutual and instead of the 23 year old art history student you thought you’d been friends with you are greeted by two dozen middle aged business men huddled around a conference table intently staring at you

“Did you like our text post about the flock of gay seagulls?” one of them shouts, “We thought it was going to do numbers.”

akindplace:

Annalaura_art

ospreyonthemoon:

daily-crabbys:

This Friday’s meme is: the perfect being

Have you seen fossilised crabs. They’re hilarious they literally do just

Straight up they are just fully there. Shellfish are really fun like that, i have a shrimp fossil in my collection that’s like. Yeah it’s just 100% a shrimp, legs and antennae and all. When your skeleton is on the outside, it means your outside fossilises really well.

pearbosc:

Marcille when she’s finally out of the dungeon and eating the most mediocre non-monster food

charlottan:

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

benihana-circumcision:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

thefiresontheheight:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

thefiresontheheight:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

get yellow bile in there next to balance the humors of the phone

you. I like the way you think. put on this little outfit I want to make you my royal advisor.

can i tell from the little outfit if I am going to be the royal advisor (jocular) or the royal advisor (sinister)?

it depends on the size of the boob window. we’ll get there when we get there.

kalimaxxing:

kalimaxxing:

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

ot3:

ALT

kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

creative-anchorage:

dionysian-socialism:

[ID: tweet by @ SouthernMarxist of a quote by Rigoberta Menchu:

“It is said that our indigenous ancestors, Mayas and Aztecs, made human sacrifices to their gods. It occurs to me to ask: How many humans have been sacrificed to the gods of Capital in the last five hundred years?” End ID.]